This one’s for you, Srihari…..(you have no idea about the amount of hunting I did for this….that too in work hours!! Am so not getting promoted!!! :D )
Anyhow, here goes :-
Benefits of Being a Woman
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We get to flirt with IT support guys (who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers).
- Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- Free drinks, free dinners, free movies….you get the drift.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if they’re gay.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
- If we’re not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
- We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
- If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves…AND our Men.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- There are times when chocolate really solves all our problems.
- We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
As for the one on Indian men, well, am working on it .
Edited to add :- Do check out Srihari’s replies in the comments section