This one’s for you, Srihari…..(you have no idea about the amount of hunting I did for this….that too in work hours!! Am so not getting promoted!!! :D )
Anyhow, here goes :-
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Benefits of Being a Woman
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We get to flirt with IT support guys (who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers).
- Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
- We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
- We can cry and get off speeding fines.
- We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.
- Taxis stop for us.
- Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.
- We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- Free drinks, free dinners, free movies….you get the drift.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if they’re gay.
- We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.
- If we’re not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.
- We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
- If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
- We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.
- If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
- We have the ability to dress ourselves…AND our Men.
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- There are times when chocolate really solves all our problems.
- We’ll never regret piercing our ears.
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.
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As for the one on Indian men, well, am working on it 
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Edited to add :- Do check out Srihari’s replies in the comments section 
LOL .. u hv one on Indian men too
Awesome 
Must laud ur efforts though
Hi Swaram, am still working on it.
Would appreciate your inputs
LOL, this was hilarious.. especially the checking if we still have our privates. I would like your permission to share this with others I know.
Please go ahead and share…. have fun
Thanks Noor. The list is pretty good, I can add lots more, some of them are below
- we do not have to study to be in top of the class
- we do not have to fight for ourselves, the male onlookers will fight for us in the road, even though we are to be at fault
- we do not have to park properly
- we get things done by uttering the word “bhaiya”
and some comments for your list
- We got off the Titanic first.
- We stayed back and finished the remaining alcohol
- We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
- Remember Elaine from Seinfeld?
- Free drinks, free dinners, free movies….you get the drift.
- nothing is free, you get the drift?
- We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.
- how about his butt?
- If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.
- zit, why do we care about it?
- If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.
- it is not a “cute” smile, it is “told you so” smile
- We have the ability to dress ourselves…AND our Men.
- hmmm, please come and dress some of the women in this office
- We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
- if we want to talk, we will go talk with a guy
- There are times when chocolate really solves all our problems.
- yeah we give it to you to make you shut up
- We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
- how shallow
- We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark
- we don’t care whose glass is it
LOL!!!
That was a jolly good addition Srihari!!
Excellent!!!
Hi Noor,
This is Anu, Srihari’s wife. I have been following your blog for a while, and i feel this one is very witty. Brought loads of fact to light about women
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Hi Anu,
Welcome to my blog
If you find the post funny, you must check out the comments section (specially the one by your hubby!!)
It is hilarious
Yeah, I did. Right, this is something, I had been hearing for the last 3.5yrs since our marriage, not new
. True color is revealed now 
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LOL!!!
You poor darling !!