What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.
What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
Wet feet.
What do you get if you cross a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a rooster?
A cockapoodledoo!
What do you get if you cross a daffodil with a crocodile?
I don’t know but I wouldn’t try sniffing it!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo?
A jump rope.
What would you get if you crossed a giraffe with a rooster?
An animal who wakes up people who live on the top floor.
What do you get if you cross a door with a floor mat?
A Doormatry. No, seriously 
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Didn't I tell you so?!!
Forgive me for the bad humour folks. I guess the weekend’s catching up with me 
You all have fun.
