On chat, with BF :-
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me: salaam. how are you? missing me??
BF: Well….Should I?
me: shouldn’t you? No, don’t bother to answer that…
I know your mind is pre-occupied with xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx. Aaah!! I’ll just carry on working like the donkey that I am!!
(after a while…) Hello!!!! u there?? At least bother to disagree with my statement!!
BF : 🙂 Disagreed
me: uff!!! why do I even waste my time on you!!!
BF : Arre!! whats wrong? U asked to disagree,I did.If u want me to agree I will
me: oh God!!
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While passing by a park where the BF used to play with his friends when he was a kid :-
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(mentally thinking of writing a post on the BF’s childhood)
me : Hey, it’s that park right? Lets go there?
BF : You want to?
me : yeah sure, that is, if you don’t mind and have the time.
BF : (turning the car around) Sure, why not! It’ll give you some more content for your blog. 🙂
me : 😐
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On me showing off my new dress :-
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me : So, how do I look.
BF : ( looking intently) Whose is it??
me : WTH…..??? (full of sarcasm) Padosi ka hai!!
BF : (grinning) Hmm….no wonder its such an ill-fit!!
me : 😦
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While talking with friends :-
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BFS : You know, N, you do look like a momma now. It shows in your face. But the BF still looks young.
BF : (all pleased ) BFC, I’ve been trying to tell this to her for ages, she just wouldn’t listen!!
me : Yeah, so I look old!! By the way BFS, if the BF was to give birth to twins with his tummy walking a foot ahead of him, I’m sure he would look like me too.
BFS : (mischievously) Naah. I don’t think so.
BF : (Fist pumping!!) I knew it!!
me : 😦
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Discussing BFC’s fiance :-
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me : He’s rather serious. Next time ask him to send a snap where he’s smiling.
BFC : He’s not all that serious in real.
me : (looking sideways at the BF) he’s rather cute, I must say.
BF : (pretending to be heart-broken) You know girls, I’ve been waiting for the last 10 years for you all to say that about me!! And now my wife goes and says it about a guy she hasn’t even seen!!!
BFC, BFC, BFG : (Silence)….
BF : See, you all still wont say it!!!
me : 😀
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