Feeds:
Posts
Comments

Archive for March 2nd, 2010

Benefits of Being a Woman

This one’s for you, Srihari…..(you have no idea about the amount of hunting I did for this….that too in work hours!! Am so not getting promoted!!!  😀  )

Anyhow, here goes :-

————————–

Benefits of Being a Woman

 

– We got off the Titanic first.

– We get to flirt with IT support guys (who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers).

– Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

– We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

– We can cry and get off speeding fines.

– We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

– Taxis stop for us.

– Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

– We don’t look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

– Free drinks, free dinners, free movies….you get the drift.

– We can hug our friends without wondering if they’re gay.

– We can hug our friends without wondering if WE’RE gay.

– If we’re not making enough money we can blame the glass ceiling.

– We don’t have to fart to amuse ourselves.

– We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her butt.

– If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

– We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

– If we’re dumb, some people will find it cute.

– We have the ability to dress ourselves…AND our Men.

– We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

– There are times when chocolate really solves all our problems.

– We’ll never regret piercing our ears.

– We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

– We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

—————————

As for the one on Indian men, well, am working on it 😀 .

Edited to add :- Do check out Srihari’s replies in the comments section 🙂

Read Full Post »

Tell me seriously, what kind of people actually go for such kind of headlines??

Whose needs are these news sites catering to??

Are there people out there, the-educated-frequenting-news-websites-kind who are seriously interested in finding out the most brutal of them all??

Isn’t there any restriction on compiling and posting such news items?

(Click on the image to enlarge)

Glorifying rape??

 

Please tell me I’m not the only one deeply offended by this??

Read Full Post »

A funny thing happened yesterday. RS was in a happy mood and was disbursing kisses at random. There is this new thing she does these days, she pulls at our cheeks with her chubby hands and plants a kiss on our noses. Feels like heaven when she does this. But then, she has to be in the mood to kiss….she won’t do it if we ask her for it!!

So she decided yesterday that SS would be the lucky recipient of her kisses. SS, till now, is awfully wary of his bullish sister. He prefers maintaining distance from her as much as possible.

Anyhow,there we were, sitting on the bed, playing with the twins, when RS attempted to pull at SS’s cheeks. Now, my boy is very much on the leaner side, but his cheeks contradict his physique. No wonder RS was attracted to them. So she grabbed hold of them in both her hands and tried to kiss him. SS yelped in pain and tried to wriggle away. This madam wouldn’t let him go. She lurched ahead and caught hold of his cheeks again. This time, SS wriggled harder and managed to crawl a little away.

So annoyed was RS, that she caught up with SS and whacked him hard. Not once, but twice, thrice.

Meanwhile, the BF and me looked on , first with love and amusement, and then with complete horror at the violent attack!!

I jumped up to rescue SS while the BF caught hold of the violent brat (she continued to yell and thrash about in anger).

I looked across at the BF and could see the worry creasing his forehead.

“Thats one little tiger you have there”, I said.

“Yeah!! She’s getting violent by the day!!”, he added glumly.

“Thats not what I’m worried about. I worry about the poor guy who declines her advances 😀 “.

Read Full Post »

%d bloggers like this: