I was purchasing some quick goodies a couple of evenings back when I came across a restaurant menu board displayed outside the restaurant next door.
I read it. Then re-read it. Checked to see if anyone else was giggling too. Alas, I was the only one !!
Am not sure if there’s one single item where I can point my finger and guffaw. Anyhow, let me show you the list first. And also, let me categorically state that there was no attempt at humour when this list was put up (or so I’m hoping π ) :-
So what all do we have here?
- Β A single ‘S’ acting as a replacement for the ‘S’ after the apostrophe and also the abbreviated form of “Special” — Check
(I specially like the way this particular coup was executed π )
- Suspenseful Soup name , given the space between “MAHI” and “SOUP” — Check
(I tried replacing the blank with EVERY alphabet. Nothing made sense π¦ , except maybe if they made a mistake and put up an ‘H’ instead of a ‘G’ and then realized they were out of ‘C’ )
- Passenger Name RecordΒ Hot pan, Methi AND Adraki — Check
(What?? Isn’t that what PNR generally stands for ?!!)
- Fortune brand of rice — Check
(First time seeing a brand of rice being displayed prominently on the menu. By that margin, wouldn’t ‘Kohinoor’ make a better impression??)
- Desert name followed by exclamation of error/regret — Check
(Am LOVING that OOOPS. I seriously wonder what was going in the mind of the guy who put up this board π )
- Ladies available at 10% Discount — Check.
(Err…ummm…. π *wagging finger* Not good man, not good!!)
And the biggest surprise of all??
They spelled “SIZZLING BROWNIE” correctly!! Really!!
Wonders will never cease π
Lol
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hahahahah! really funny..though PNR means actually paneer na in this case?
Yeah, it does, but PNR is commonly used to refer to passenger name & record (by railways as well as airlines)
Oh coommon …
The PNR bit u really made it hilarious π π guilty but will admit.. i dint know PNR stands for Passenger Name Record π ;(
N Fortune brand rice.. maybe they wanted to advertise the rice… and it will bring you Fortune!!! Woman you shld go have it π
And the combination of White and brown for the Sizziling Brownie ?!?! Huh trying to give u the impression too π
But seriously u have an eye to catch such thing π Loved this!
LOL @ the Fortune interpretation π
I’m seriously surprised that they got the Sizzling Brownie right!!
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π at all of them, though I hv seen SPL at many places before π
I’ve seen it too.
But what’s funny is that the word is written as Today’spl
The ‘S’ was common for Special as well as the one that comes after the apostrophe π
And the best part?
The SPL climbed up to attach itself to the apostrophe π
LOL..thats a good one there…sure this guy has some talent to attract attention..have a good weekend.
This is hilarious…I really, really love to see how they would serve “10% discount Ladies Kitty Party” :P. (Imagining huge platter with ladies on top?)
You have me giggling away here! That was one swell read π
LOL where did you find this gem? I had come across this restaurant near Nasik once where they had listed today’s special- the list of items they were NOT serving that day! Quite unique, taking customer delight to new levels and all that.
Btw when are we meeting? Do you have time during the twins summer hols?
LOL!!!
Neat technique indeed π
About the meet…..lets gang up after I come back from B’lore.
Will mail you once I’m back π
Cool π
Hey! I know that place. The spell check aside I think the food and ambiance is decent. We drop by at that place if we are in Kondhwa around lunch / dinner time.
The food is indeed good.
Should I have mentioned that??
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Naah, this was a hint that we could meet there sometime to enjoy the spelling mistakes and the food π
Thumbs up for the deal π
Hey what’s up?? Where are you?? All well??
Yup!!
vacationing in B’lore with the family sans the hubby.
Am almost up the sanity wall to soon jump into insanity.
Alas, 5 toddlers and one pre-teen do not make for a relaxing vacation π¦
Ohhh enjoy the insanity. I was getting worried about your continued absence. Lol, Looks I should have been worrying about your sanity instead! Tee hee.
I’m saved by the skin of my teeth. Have returned with my sanity battered, but not lost π
so vacationing cos the hubby is not there? bechaara
LOL!!
I did call him, but he thought it would be better if I spent time with my family without him π
Hilarious. the PNR bit had me completely stumped. I’ve been to the joint too and can vouch for the food… wonder how I missed this gem!
I guess they place this board outside, maybe thats why you missed it.