You know you’ve lost your mojo when –
— your daughter compares herself (and her brother) to two little glasses of water, her father to a bigger glass and her mother to a tumbler (lota).In her words, “mummy biiiig hai na“.
— two huge wedges of black-forest cake with cherries sit in your refrigerator for a week because no one else at home is interested and you realize that black-forests don’t tempt you any more.
— your kids insist that their father should not call you ‘babes’ because you are now ‘mummy’.
— you insist on playing ‘house’ with the kids instead of piggy-back rides because piggy-backs tire you out.
— you haven’t used a lipstick in a month and cannot be bothered to either.
— you see that your hair-line just went back an inch while you were sleeping.
— your wardrobe has less of red, pink and yellow and more of browns,blacks and grays.
— you can’t be bothered to make that trip to the salon because frankly, who notices you anymore? Not the hubby, surely (his words, not mine).
— you borrow a book from the library and return it after a month,unread, and don’t feel guilty about it (maybe just a little, not much 😀 )
— you finally get the dress back from the tailor and realize that your waist expanded in the duration it took him to stitch it.
— your regular wear shoes suddenly give you an ache in the back of your feet. And knees.
— John Abraham shoots for a commercial right outside your office building and you have zero urge to go out and see him.
— you now sleep on the bunk bed which you originally brought for your kids.
….and your count stops at unlucky 13 😦 !!
he he he that is all MomISM’s I guess ..
and no no i dont beleive that John abraham statement .. you did not go .. noooooooooooooooooooo 🙂
you are fine , stop moaning .. 🙂 he he he he nothing is lost its all there 🙂
JA was shooting for a garnier advertisement. Al I could think of was how silly it is for a man to sell fairness creams (I know SRK started it, but he isn’t getting any marks from me either)
Hehe, You’re funny..
I agree with only # 8 and 9.. However I still go to salon for boosting my self esteem even if hubby doesnt care anymore..AND For all those ‘OTHER MEN’ that look at you out there.. 😉 (sushhhh… wink wink.. )
And if it makes you feel better.. I wear size 0-2 and XS-S.. and my almost 6yr old thinks I’m FAT… lol! So don’t take their words as commands.. it’s all at the spur of the moment.. 🙂
Spur-of-the-moment?! Naah, my monster kids say such things deliberately and that too, ALWAYS in the presence of their Abba. No doubt they love to see him guffawing his sides out 😦
Lolz.. you’re a ‘lota’… the twins are hilarious.
So agree with the black brown thing. It’s only of late that I’ve started shopping for ‘colours’.
John Abraham… you let John Abraham go without ever a peek??? Wake up girl.
I guess I need to shop for colours too 😐
As for JA, I like the guy, but the urge to go out and see him just wasn’t there 😦
*Sigh* I need to dig a hole and hide deep inside, I guess.
ah N, hugs dear… Kids are brutally honest 😦
take care
Brutal, is the key word here 😦
Awwww! hugs darling
you are sleeping on a bunk bed – I am so jealous gah!
Its actually quite nice there 🙂